TODAY A WOMAN WENT MAD IN THE SUPERMARKET – Georgiann Carlson

She was walking down the aisle

that had bags of marshmallows

chocolate syrup

nuts and other various toppings

on the shelves

when a man passing by

looked her up and down

and said

you certainly don’t need to eat any of that

well

as you can imagine

she started throwing things at him

jars of sticky butterscotch

and hot fudge

the extra large size bottles of syrup

pretty much anything she could grab

he was yelling and screaming at her

and women were coming from all over the store

blocking the ends of the lane

so no one could help the fat

ugly guy who had insulted

the woman

eventually he fell to the floor

and everyone started cheering

and dancing with each other

eventually

when things calmed down

the women all went about their business

leaving the fat ugly man on the floor

covered in goo

they all snickered

when they heard someone say

CLEAN UP IN AISLE FIVE

over the intercom

Picture: Pixabay

I’m an artist, a writer, a vegetarian, an animal rights activist, and quite a few other things as well. I love books, cats, philosophy, good conversation, Chicago and the arts. So my blog is full of bits and pieces but it’s the bits and pieces that make life interesting to me. You can read more of my writing at Rethinking Life