As I continue to mull over the events of the last week, several thoughts have crossed my mind.

Given the Supreme Court’s ruling on gun rights, I think ALL women in the United States should consider purchasing a gun to help assist them in preventing unplanned pregnancies. In fact, arming women and girls could become a popular public health campaign.

“Wear two condoms. Or else.”

In fact, generously arming all women and girls could be effective in reducing the incidence of rape and sexual assaults. If ‘one good guy with a gun’ can prevent a mass shooting, imagine what an entire society of furious armed women and girls could do?!

I think its time for men to take the lead in preventing unplanned pregnancies. They are the more ‘mature’ and ‘rational’ sex, right?!

I recommend that any man or boy who would like to have sex with someone with a uterus should be required to carry a federally issued ID card indicating whether they are fertile, have had a vasectomy, or are otherwise naturally infertile. In fact, I think providing vasectomies could become an emerging industry in the United States.

Perhaps a portion of the profits earned on the sales of Viagra and Cialis and other treatments for erectile dysfunction could be channeled into new federally-subsidized drive-up vasectomy clinics.

And finally, instead of repealing Lawrence v. Texas and/or Obergefell v. Hodges, I instead recommend generous tax breaks for those who choose same-sex marriage. Its simply good economics.

Think of all the tax payer money that could be saved in the long run by reducing the cost incurred prosecuting and incarcerating women and girls with the audacity to think they should control their own reproduction?!

What say you, America?!

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