Harold was in his favorite deli, when he started whining. His waiter, the unfortunate person who drew the short straw, went to his table. "This food tastes terrible. Make it again,” demanded Harold. “No problem,” said the waiter, clearing the table. Still dissatisfied, Harold asked to speak to the cook. “There’s something wrong with this … Continue reading HAROLD THE WHINER – Georgiann Carlson
“Can I ask you a question?” “Sure,” said the statue. “Doesn’t what you’re carrying ever get heavy?” “Yes. It does.” “Then why do you carry it?” asked the girl. “I carry it because the hopes and dreams of little girls are inside the vessel. If I put it down, all will be lost. This is … Continue reading ALL THAT SHE CARRIED II – Georgiann Carlson
he grabbed her arm and shoved her hard against the brick wall in the alley he asked her what she was carrying and she put her hand into her pocket and showed him her stars he slapped her hand away and her stars filled the air around them he hissed and asked what else she … Continue reading ALL THAT SHE CARRIED – Georgiann Carlson
he was standing in the aisle at H Mart when tears started dripping down his face he was shocked and embarrassed he hardly ever cried he was always in control but she left him for someone younger someone better looking left him with the children and the bills he hadn’t worked in years he didn’t know … Continue reading CRYING IN H MART – Georgiann Carlson
“WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER?” asked the teacher "I do," said the little girl, in the front row. "I WANT IT ALL." "Maybe you can build A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN," said the boy next to her. "I don't know," said another kid, nervously. "I feel a BAD MOON RISING." "I IMAGINE that's not a good omen," sighed the teacher. … Continue reading playlist for the apocalypse – Georgiann Carlson
there are many chapters in The Book of Difficult Fruit I mean bananas are never easy everyone knows that but the most difficult fruits of all are the sneaky and calculating PEARS sure they may look innocent all green and flashy their perky stems sticking out at interesting angles but in reality they are tricksters counting the moments until we turn our … Continue reading The Book of Difficult Fruit – Georgiann Carlson
Brave & Reckless 