‘Twas, ’twas? Oh well, it was The night before Christmas And all at my daughter’s With presents to open And to see all the others

Reclaiming my inner badass at 50
‘Twas, ’twas? Oh well, it was The night before Christmas And all at my daughter’s With presents to open And to see all the others
Okay, everybody up! But mommmmmm, it’s school break! Up and at em, were going to sing carols today at the old folks home. Again? We do this
Gather your beanie, don’t forget mittens We’re going to the shelter to find some kittens There’s always plenty to choose from, you’ll see Hurry up
Shops around the corner Is an old idea In a village maybe But in the city, not ideal. Suburbs are the worst Only malls to
Another shopping trip, I’m not in the mood And at the risk of being rude I’m surprised at your attitude You’re spending way too much,