The world needs me to be
Wonder Woman right now
But I keep thinking
That her outfit is ridiculous
I appreciate freedom of movement
As much as the next girl
And get the whole
Aerodynamics thing
But really!?
I like my ass covered
And can we talk about those heels?!
Give me a sturdy pair of Doc Martins
I need a costume
That is durable
Tumble dry low
And has pockets
Lots of pockets
Because who can fight like that
With a purse slung around their neck?
I do like the whip though
All that red
White
And blue
Seems awfully conspicuous
And that gold lame?
Completely impractical
Unless I am trying to dazzle my enemies
I also think those wrist gauntlets
Could be bigger and cooler
Maybe Q could trick them out
The world needs me to be
Wonder Woman right now
But this depression
Is really kicking my ass
What do the other
Superheroes do
When it’s hard to get out of bed
In the morning?
“Oh sorry, can’t save the world today”!?
Batman could definitely
Use an SSRI and some therapy
Maybe 6 to 10 sessions of CBT
Would do the trick
Superman is a little
Too perfect for me
Maybe he has a personality disorder
Do you think there is a support group
For superheroes having
Existential crisis?
Maybe I can run with Iron Man
I like his snark and he has cool toys
The world needs me to be
Wonder Woman right now
I wish I felt more up to the task
Time to put on my big girl pants
(The ones with all pockets)
Take a deep breath
And get over myself
Maybe put out the call for
The other badass women out there
To grab their whips
And their invisible planes
There is humanity to save
© 2017 Christine Elizabeth Ray – All rights Reserved
really well done, Christine. I can relate to the everybody wants me to be a superhero but I just want to be clark kent for a while. Love the reading of it too! very cool to hear!
Best wishes, Lady!
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Thanks Eric. I am sure you would make a very dapper and earnest Clark Kent. Lois Lane was my nickname when I was running around Boston after I graduated college–
apparently the horn rimmed glasses made me look like I was off to the Daily Planet
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There are worse people we could be associated with! LOL! Have a great day, Lois.
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Indeed– have a good day Clark!
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Fantastic recital of this great piece. Who can be taken seriously with those tiny hands? 🙂
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That was great fun to write and read. I keep wanting to say, “Look, I REALLY do have a sense of humor.”
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Well, no one should question that now! I got a real kick out of this!
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excellent!
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love this, it’s excellent.
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Thank you! It was is probably the most fun I have ever had writing poetry.
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Humbly I would say, the world does not need you to be wonder woman, your expectations and high standards of excellence that have gotten you as far as you have come, think this is what the world is asking of you, but how many of us are that? And so I do not think it is the world that does, but our expectations of ourselves that do. (Not mine, I’m a lazy bum but you hear me) xoxo
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LOL.
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I’m still giggling over ‘I do like the whip though’. Preach. 😉
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Excellent.
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Lol, great post. I’m sitting here thinking I just need a really salty snack and a Coke. I can’t superhero today. Also love the whip and agree she could use some better wrist cuffs, maybe leather spikes? Thanks for the laugh 🙂
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my pleasure!
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Okay, this poem is absolutely fucking amazing. An absolute favorite for the week and a brilliant read.
“Lots of pockets.”
“I do like the whip though”
“Maybe Q could trick them out”
Really, really love this.
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Proof that I do HAVE a sense of humor when I am not a hot mess.
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Oh… I think we all knew that!
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I am sure that I have been called a ball breaking feminist killjoy at once in my life 😉
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Just once?
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Ouch! No, not just once!
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I am just saying, I think you may have told me…
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LOL. While cringing.
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:-))
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I lost my costume, but I would imagine I can fashion a whip somehow. I’m all in 🙂
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Excellent! Glad to have you aboard!
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Badass powers activate!
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LOVE!
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Reblogged this on Whisper and the Roar and commented:
Christine Ray/Brave and Reckless
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Clever poem here. I cracked up when you said you liked the whip 😂. Agree! Well done.
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Thank you!
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Reblogged this on Sudden Denouement Literary Collective.
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I love this! Thanks for making me smile. xo
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I am so glad you enjoyed it! It was a lot of fun to write. I feel like I need to reassure my readers that I do actually have a sense of humor!
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Wtf you write a awesome poem on wonder woman movie release time its really more childish.
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Not really sure I understand your comment. I wrote the poem back in the winter and recently reposted it. No relationship to the movie which I haven’t seen yet.
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But you know about wonder woman .saluate u mam she is not a real life woman its a superhero .wonder woman is not a word I am big fan.not compared to any lady with her.
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You roasted my super hero thats I am saying.
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Hmmm. . . I was thinking that I was roasting societal expectations
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You gotta be Colleen Wing, who is much cooler than the headliner on Iron Fist. She wears sweatpants with pockets and kicks ass.
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My kind of gal!
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